Theyβll send in teams from Geek Squad and Genius Bar to check on the Cyber Ninjas.
But with skin by way of Palpatine.
Aww, yes, you are.
Here he comes to save the day!
Letβs not do the time warp again.
This fuckerβ¦
Burn in hell, you amoral piece of shit.
Some folks in the GOP apparently just loved seeing Biden win so much that they want to keep reliving the moment again and again.
At what point do the sane people (who, statically, must exist) demand that they stop wasting tax payer money on that nonsense?
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1442131866727763971
In July 2020, when Wood was due to hand over the agreed share of the Sandmann money to his ex-partners, he instead insisted that he couldnβt give them any money because the unnamed client had objected to anyone besides Wood receiving money. Wood would later claim that he had no role in the clientβs decision not to share the fundsβan allegation undermined by his own emails, according to his ex-partners.
βThat is fraud,β the former partners allege in one court filing.
Complicating Woodβs position in the case, his ex-partners say he didnβt hand over the emails during discovery, the process in which opposing sides exchange relevant documents in a case. Instead, they say Wood concealed the emailsβ existence, lying under oath that he had provided them with all of the documents they asked for.
βDefendants hid their own emails revealing their fraud and actively lied about it to plaintiffs and the court,β the ex-partners allege in their new filing, referring to Wood and his firm.
But while Wood allegedly hid the emails, he had already forwarded them to another attorney in Nevada, who gave them to the plaintiffs earlier this month.
If only that kid had had a decent chemistry teacher in high school, he would have known that.
/s
Yeahβ¦ a decent chemistry teacher would have been more patient; explaining how hydrofluoric acid works and why the aforementioned plastic was so necessary, prior to sending his βstudentβ on that particular mission.
Trump Jr. decided that The View co-host Ana Navarro-CΓ‘rdenasβ recent Covid test result was the perfect opportunity to fat-shame the political commentator, who is both fully vaccinated and currently asymptomatic. (ETA: apparently the positive result was a false alarm, subsequent tests were all negative).
Itβs amazing how bad that family is at insults. Every accusation is a confession, every attack a reflection of their own shortcomings.
Hold my beer, says Liz Cheney: