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Shame Facepalm GIF by MOODMAN

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Not the quick, decisive action that Americans needed right then.

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People who are elected to national office should be forced to take an oath of poverty and have to subsist solely on the government’s largesse. If that’s not good enough, then our safety net is too weak and our social contract is breached.

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At the minimum congressional salaries should be tied to the federal minimum wage.

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Hell yeah! Curtsey to that, DINO fuckhead Sinema!

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At the very least, they should divest and not trade stock while in office. (And close all loopholes of relatives holding it for them.)

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Forcing the state to choose a religion. A pretty smart tactic

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To be fair, though, who hasn’t wanted to point a gun at a Cisco router? Maybe someone who’s never had to configure one, but even then I’m not sure.

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β€œHow could it be that I’m an evil guy?” the former KKK leader asks, for supporting β€œall of the fundamental things that Tucker says”

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B-b-but I keep hearing Republicans Klansplaining that the KKK is actually a DEMOCRATIC organization!

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But Trump disavowed David Duke, eventually.

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That was then.

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Prison is calling. Hard to serve North Carolina from a prison in Kansas.

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You’d think Real Conservativesβ„’ would stick to the traditional drunken rant after yell-reading If You Give a Mouse a Cookie to crying children.

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Will they do one explaining Pizzagate for kids?

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[…] the plot of The Island of Free Ice Cream, which centers around a cabal of wolves who take over the city of Rushington with promises of giving their inhabitants free ice cream, only to take all the ice cream for themselves and give them β€œmushy, moldy macaroni” instead. A brave fox, Asher (the Nick Wilde doppelgΓ€nger), saves the day by hang-gliding to Utopia, where the wolves are from, and exposing their evil plan.

Sooo… the baddies use the GOP’s standard MO and are stopped by a whistleblower?
I’m getting mixed messages here.

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Profile piece about the Matamoras Madman

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