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Namby pamby books arenโ€™t for real men. Shouldnโ€™t they just beat them, like their fatherโ€™s did?

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Monty Python__Luxury_phixr

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In 1994 the National Wood Flooring Manufacturersโ€™ Association (NOFMA) decided they were so fed up with the supposed anti-timber-industry message in Dr. Seussโ€™ The Lorax that they published a parody/pro-logging book called The Truax.

Like most Dr. Seuss parodies it misses the mark on what makes the original so charming and appealing in the first place. For one thing, they packed way too much text on each page and none of the rhymes are especially whimsical or clever.

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When Daenzer wrote the report of the incident four days later, he said โ€œdue to the staffing issues, lack of time to plan, and lack of knowledge of the route, we were unable to provide an escort.โ€

IT IS PRACTICALLY A STRAIGHT PATH UP 1-35.

And I thought APD were stupid.

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I donโ€™t think those books are actually for children. Theyโ€™re about at the reading level of the average adult American wingnut.

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I have to wonder how long heโ€™s been shitting up their office (be it in person or virtually in Slack or Teams) with anti-mask/vax crap without anyone saying anythingโ€ฆ

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Quite likely he knew to keep it out of work where power dynamics are different.

I have heard exactly no people in my work whispering anything against masks or vaccinations.

Mask wearing and vaccination are general here (you occasionally see a dicknose when you are out shopping, but not many, vaccination is 75% of entire population) but Covid is absolutely rampant. Like weโ€™ll be hitting British levels in a week or two at this rate.

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Looks like the primary has turned into a contest about who is the biggest asshole

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There seems to be ample competition in Florida.

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I may be imparting some of my biases thereโ€ฆ my last job was in Idaho and boy howdy, some of the stuff that just got blurted out during otherwise-normal conversations there was enough to curl oneโ€™s hair.

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Color me shocked.

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Some disagreement among journalists about how reputable Everett Stern is.

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Is he going for the conspiracy theory one-ups-manship strategy? โ€œThe moon landing was faked.โ€ โ€œHa, you think there is a moon.โ€

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between Stone and DeSantis? itโ€™s a coin toss.

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bombshell accusation

Another mere shell?

When oh when will some actual bombs land on this cabal of bastards??

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More like a cow chip toss.

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