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Tired Work GIF by TV Land

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Stay classy, WV…
Sigh.

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I only see one asshole in that picture, and it’s not the dog’s.

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He did say β€˜the dog’s asshole’, didn’t he? That checks out. Poor dog, to have an asshole for an owner.

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This woman apparently does a lot of informative TikToks. Here’s one pointing out that all conspiracy theories come from and end in the same thing: anti-Semitism.

And here’s a handy interactive Conspiracy Chart:

https://www.conspiracychart.com/

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And the domain name conspiracychartdotcom just happened to be available, was it? Riiigggghhhhhttt…

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God certainly loves to send out the incompetent ones to complete important tasks like this.

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At the Cracker Barrel?

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Not just any Cracker Barrel, but a Cracker Barrel that’s next door to a Waffle House (map link) haha

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They just write themselves.

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You can go after Cracker Barrel, but don’t mess with Waffle House!

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mood GIF

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FTFY…

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the only time I pay WaHo any mind at all is in a hurricane.
WaHo is open, stay on the island.
WaHo is closed, stick another bottle of gin in the cooler and strap in!
FEMA Waffle House Index:

ETA: besides, Mrs. Mac’s biscuits and gravy is waaay better and local.

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Ours is affle H use. I believe there is a rule about burned out letters in that franchise.

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Yeah but…

Also… Waffle House is β€œlocal” for me, as it’s from the ATL… I live like 20 minutes from where the first one opened (it’s a museum now)… also, I’m near to the first Mellow Mushroom…

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Oooh Mello Mushroom. Good Pizza

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Yeah, I worked at one for several years… It’s strange that it’s become a chain as of late.

Even weirder, the place I worked (a pizza and sandwich place in my hometown) before I moved to ATL was opened by a guy who used to work at the first Mellow in the 1970s, and then came back home and opened his own pizza/sandwich shop. I was chatting with the founder once, and I told him I worked for the guy, and he seemed annoyed with my former boss and thought he’d β€œstolen” his idea! And now there is a mellow on my old cities main street down the street from the other place I worked…

Did that make sense?

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