Stay classy, WVβ¦
Sigh.
I only see one asshole in that picture, and itβs not the dogβs.
He did say βthe dogβs assholeβ, didnβt he? That checks out. Poor dog, to have an asshole for an owner.
This woman apparently does a lot of informative TikToks. Hereβs one pointing out that all conspiracy theories come from and end in the same thing: anti-Semitism.
And hereβs a handy interactive Conspiracy Chart:
And the domain name conspiracychartdotcom just happened to be available, was it? Riiigggghhhhhtttβ¦
God certainly loves to send out the incompetent ones to complete important tasks like this.
At the Cracker Barrel?
Not just any Cracker Barrel, but a Cracker Barrel thatβs next door to a Waffle House (map link) haha
They just write themselves.
You can go after Cracker Barrel, but donβt mess with Waffle House!
FTFYβ¦
the only time I pay WaHo any mind at all is in a hurricane.
WaHo is open, stay on the island.
WaHo is closed, stick another bottle of gin in the cooler and strap in!
FEMA Waffle House Index:
ETA: besides, Mrs. Macβs biscuits and gravy is waaay better and local.
Ours is affle H use. I believe there is a rule about burned out letters in that franchise.
Yeah butβ¦
Alsoβ¦ Waffle House is βlocalβ for me, as itβs from the ATLβ¦ I live like 20 minutes from where the first one opened (itβs a museum now)β¦ also, Iβm near to the first Mellow Mushroomβ¦
Oooh Mello Mushroom. Good Pizza
Yeah, I worked at one for several yearsβ¦ Itβs strange that itβs become a chain as of late.
Even weirder, the place I worked (a pizza and sandwich place in my hometown) before I moved to ATL was opened by a guy who used to work at the first Mellow in the 1970s, and then came back home and opened his own pizza/sandwich shop. I was chatting with the founder once, and I told him I worked for the guy, and he seemed annoyed with my former boss and thought heβd βstolenβ his idea! And now there is a mellow on my old cities main street down the street from the other place I workedβ¦
Did that make sense?