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I feel particularly bad for the children of these people. They’ve gone through life with their parents removing anything that made them uncomfortable or feel confusion, anything about sexuality or sex, anything about abuse or rape.

How many of these kids are victims of sexual predators because their parents sheltered them so much they have no idea of what is appropriate, the importance of consent, or self-advocating? Or the vocabulary to even express what has been done to them?

How many of these kids have tried or will try to hurt themselves because they have absolutely no refuge or context for understanding their own sexuality?

How many will end up pregnant because of the complete lack of any sex education?

How many will crash and burn because they have never been taught or had an opportunity to deal with discomfort or confusion? Adulthood is going to be rough.

Finally, if swaddling their kids to the point of emotionally crippling them is so important to these parents, why are the kids in public school at all?

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How many are or will be victims of sexual abuse IN THE FAMILY?

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and he’s convinced some of my older relatives that orban can make america great again or some such nonsense.

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He should just move there, the asshole, since he’s so keen to live in a Christian ethno-state.

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Yeah, I’m not convinced.

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But how can the greatest country in history possibly learn anything from foreigners? It would always be substandard.

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the look on the first guy’s face when abbott started speaking about not being able to guarantee anything. priceless

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With experts like Andrew Dice Clay and Troy Aiken supporting him, Joe Rogan can’t fail to be more fair and balanced going forward! :raised_hands:

:roll_eyes:

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The Rock?

Kermit The Frog Reaction GIF by Muppet Wiki

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Dana Carvey Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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Me either. My partner says β€œoh, we’ll be fine. It’s not a huge one or predicted to get as low.” I be like β€œyeah. If there is any bottled water left at the store, I’m buying some more for us.” It may be irrational, but last time was bad and the GOP death cult here in Texas has done exactly nothing to weatherize the grid.

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You’d be right for thinking that

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The guys with the white pointy hoods are confused if they should cheer him on or not

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dude is fucking disgusting.
excuse me while I go shower after reading that.
gross

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Holy asshole, what a shit!!
Of course, this crap will only prove his credentials with the base, who will use β€œSee, a Black man agrees with us!” as proof of how correct they are. Even a Black man can see it!

lisa kudrow puke GIF by The Comeback HBO

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Turns out the reason Charlie Kirk is so scared of transgender people is because he thinks they are the first wave of a posthuman cyborg army.

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Maybe their hidden goal is just to kill off any possibility of parody and satire? Because they hate being made fun of? :thinking:

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More tacky reality tv garbage from the right wing

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