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He can have his rare moments. Most recent one I can recall was when he was presenting Harris with a flag that flew over the Capitol during inauguration.

This is why I say he’s the worst kind of evil - he’s smart and measured, and knows when to project otherwise. Not a complete buffoon like Trump.

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Faking it doesn’t count; especially considering he’s a politician.

Remember the man who snubbed McConnell at Elijah Cummings funeral?

That’s how he should always be treated, IMO; with scorn and derision.

I agree he’s competent evil, capable of acting accordingly when he chooses to do so.

That doesn’t even remotely make him ‘likeable’ OR ‘charming.’

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:100:

Not disagreeing and not trying to defend the guy. He doesn’t do anything that isn’t part of a plot to further his power, influence, and awful agenda. He’s a brilliant politician - and pure evil.

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Right? That line from LotR is an anti-Trump argument, not pro-Trump. Bizarre.

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It’s like they don’t understand fantasy or mythology lore, at all.

They invoke shit like ‘the Kraken’, a monster that was famously defeated.

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No, but the point is, Boromir was wrong when he said that. Aragorn was the legitimate heir of Isildur, had both studied and fought for that kingdom under an alias, helped save it and actually proved a better ruler than Denethor albeit under a lot easier circumstances by the time he was crowned. Just like Donald Trump is actually the direct heir of king George III, had secretly spent his life mastering public service, and was doing a stand-up job leading armies back while Obama went mad with despair and tried burning himself alive.

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Well, we know what fandom you belong to, now…

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Also a monster we were supposed to be rooting against.

If they wanted to present themselves as the heroes they should have said “Soon we shall rescue America from the deadly clutches of the Kraken!” or something along those lines.

One of Trump’s campaign managers even likened their own campaign machine to the Death Star.

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I didn’t think I made much secret of that. :slight_smile:

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Right?

You mentioned the Death Star thing before I could; again, they just don’t get it, likely because they have no imagination.

No shade; I’m a Constant Reader/Tower-head, myself.

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Thank you for bringing this little bundle of joy to my attention.

From their filing:

During the course of the epic trilogy, the rightful King of Gondor had abandoned the throne. Since only the rightful king could sit
on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as “Aragorn,” occurred at
the end of the story. This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington, D.C., a group of individuals calling themselves the
President, Vice President, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American People. Accordingly, as set forth in the
Proposed Temporary Restraining Order, as a remedy the Court should appoint a group of special masters (the “Stewards”) to provide
a check the power of the illegitimate President until this Constitutional Crisis can be resolved through a peaceful legal process of a
Preliminary Injunction Hearing and a jury trial on the merits.

Uh-huh…

The Declaration of Independence states, “The history of the present King
of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct
object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States.” Rather ironically,
one could now easily insert “United States federal government” in place of “King of Great
Britain,” which has ceased being accountable to its voting citizens.

Or, you could take the view that your guy losing the election is in fact him being held to account by the voting citizens, but I guess not…

This Complaint assumes that the courage of the Court does in fact match
that of Plaintiffs’ and their undersigned Counsels’ act in filing this Motion to take a
stand against tyranny. If the Court does not act to intervene, Plaintiffs and Counsel
have essentially signed their own death warrants by filing this lawsuit exposing the
shocking unlawful acts of the Defendants, the powerful elite figures who acted, funded,
directed, and/or otherwise conspired in furtherance of their malevolent scheme to crush
the freedom and individual rights of the People by replacing our republican form of
government with a group of Usurpers.

Oh, I see. Joe’s elite ninja squad will be right along.

Internet searches regarding cancel
culture will bring up headlines describing tangible fear from those on the political right
of being eventually rounded up into Soviet-style gulags or “reeducation camps.”

oh, well what other evidence do we need… Obviously, Biden must be removed from power immediately - some nutters are talking rubbish on the internet!

And it carries on like this for literally pages…

I’m not sure what my ‘favourite’ bit is but I think it’s this:

/s/ Paul M. Davis
Paul M. Davis
Texas Bar Number 24078401
Admitted to Western District of Texas
Former Associate General Counsel of
Goosehead Insurance, Inc.
(Terminated after peacefully protesting)
Now Solo Civil Rights Attorney

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Certainly, Colbert will have something to say about this, if he hasn’t already… We know how he is about Tolkien.

Stephen? Is that you? :grinning:

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Well, these guys don’t come right out and say they want Trump to be crowned. They’re asking the court to appoint Denethor to look after the place until the White Tree puts forth leaves again.

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Nah, it’s victimhood they embrace. Holding the line against the evil hordes trying to make life better for everyone.

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let’s compare a young democrat to a young republican–

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Turns out Schumer has one of those invisible cartilage only spines like a fish living in a cave instead of be sole floppy mollusk like he was pretending to be to bore predators.

I’ve been watching a lot more documentaries.

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In Wingnut World, the residents of Paris are rolling in ducats from this agreement.

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More assholes:

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Yeah, I am sure she knows that, but anything anti-French plays well with Republicans. The wingnuttier, the more they hate the French. It seems quite irrational, actually.

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Don’t they know it’s Paris Texas? Don’t mess with Texas!

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