Thank you for bringing this little bundle of joy to my attention.
From their filing:
During the course of the epic trilogy, the rightful King of Gondor had abandoned the throne. Since only the rightful king could sit
on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as “Aragorn,” occurred at
the end of the story. This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington, D.C., a group of individuals calling themselves the
President, Vice President, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American People. Accordingly, as set forth in the
Proposed Temporary Restraining Order, as a remedy the Court should appoint a group of special masters (the “Stewards”) to provide
a check the power of the illegitimate President until this Constitutional Crisis can be resolved through a peaceful legal process of a
Preliminary Injunction Hearing and a jury trial on the merits.
Uh-huh…
The Declaration of Independence states, “The history of the present King
of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct
object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States.” Rather ironically,
one could now easily insert “United States federal government” in place of “King of Great
Britain,” which has ceased being accountable to its voting citizens.
Or, you could take the view that your guy losing the election is in fact him being held to account by the voting citizens, but I guess not…
This Complaint assumes that the courage of the Court does in fact match
that of Plaintiffs’ and their undersigned Counsels’ act in filing this Motion to take a
stand against tyranny. If the Court does not act to intervene, Plaintiffs and Counsel
have essentially signed their own death warrants by filing this lawsuit exposing the
shocking unlawful acts of the Defendants, the powerful elite figures who acted, funded,
directed, and/or otherwise conspired in furtherance of their malevolent scheme to crush
the freedom and individual rights of the People by replacing our republican form of
government with a group of Usurpers.
Oh, I see. Joe’s elite ninja squad will be right along.
Internet searches regarding cancel
culture will bring up headlines describing tangible fear from those on the political right
of being eventually rounded up into Soviet-style gulags or “reeducation camps.”
oh, well what other evidence do we need… Obviously, Biden must be removed from power immediately - some nutters are talking rubbish on the internet!
And it carries on like this for literally pages…
I’m not sure what my ‘favourite’ bit is but I think it’s this:
/s/ Paul M. Davis
Paul M. Davis
Texas Bar Number 24078401
Admitted to Western District of Texas
Former Associate General Counsel of
Goosehead Insurance, Inc.
(Terminated after peacefully protesting)
Now Solo Civil Rights Attorney