It could be an investment. Ted Cruz’s signature might be worth a lot of money some day, providing you can also get hold of Ted Cruz’s checkbook.
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The heck?? Amazing that an adult human being could bungle the moral of a simple child’s story that badly.
The Little Engine that Could: “America faces a steep hill ahead. If we keep trying, we will fail.”
The Ugly Duckling: “This bill is just plain ugly. In time, everyone will agree that it’s the ugliest thing they’ve ever seen.”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas: “If the cautionary tale of Whoville teaches us anything, it’s that Christmas is all about the presents.”
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TW: sexual assault, creep-factor x 93million, grossly inappropriateness, GQP
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Donald Trump has laundered billions of dollars, has assaulted dozens of women, has blackmailed people with his trove of kompromat, which now includes whatever Russia is willing to share on Trump’s enemies, yet he still faces no repercussions. He obviously has something on people like William Barr, Mitch McConnell, and Lindsey Graham, and Unger explains some of these connections. What explains Trump not being on trial for sexual assault or trafficking minors?
Merrick Garland, if confirmed as Attorney General, will take charge of the Department of Justice and inherit the hundreds of Jeffrey Epstein videos seized by the FBI in 2005, videos which supposedly include kompromat on former President Trump and his associates, videos that Vladimir Putin likely has copies of. In his confirmation hearing, February 22, 2021, Garland said of the botched prosecution of Epstein, “This is just horrendous. He obviously should have been vigorously prosecuted substantially earlier.” Will Garland release the videos and prosecute the perpetrators? He has a living witness in Ghislaine Maxwell, currently in a Brooklyn jail and anxious to get out.
It’s time to release the tapes! It’s time to release the counterintelligence investigation! It’s time to release the world from the prospect of this hideous man ascending to the U.S. presidency ever again! Fool us once, shame on Trump. Fool us twice, shame on U.S.
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There are so many pardoners in the threads, “She’s talking about a different bill”.
Her words:
“I am so proud that my bipartisan legislation has officially become SBA policy.”
Which she voted against.
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And he bravely performed initial trials it on himself and his family.
And he refused to patent the vaccine putting people over profit.
If anybody deserved a “I hope everyone remembers” mic drop moment it’s Salk.
I guess Trump also deserves a “I hope everyone remembers” moment for his monumental fuck ups, though.
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Soooooo unAmurican!
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WTAF? How is this asshole given any platform at all, let alone at a congressional hearing? Of course, this represents the Republican base, so yeah… 
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i didn’t realize that cruz wasn’t the only republican to flee the state during the texas power catastrophe
( the same ken paxton who is supposed to be on trial for bribery, but isn’t. the same ken paxton who is suing austin to end their coronavirus protections, and so far failing. )
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Nothing good will come of this.
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GOP: neo-Nazis or Death Cult? You decide!
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“just asking questions…”
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