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well, not ALL white folks… just the ones who vote β€œright”…

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Since the GOP is so fond of Dr. Suess:

I do not like Manchin the Third,
I do not take him at his word,
Though he says he is a Democrat,
his actions put the lie to that.
Moscow Mitch strokes Joe’s pudenda
as they kneecap Biden’s agenda.
What should be done? I don’t know.
This much I can tell you though,
I do not like Manchin the Third,
and won’t sad when he’s interred.

Granted, West Virginia will send someone more objectionable in his place.

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Not a single woman actually signed it.
:roll_eyes:

Summary

April 8, 2021
Press Release
Washington, D.C. β€” Today, the Women of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz’s (FL-01) official office released the following statement in full support of the Congressman:

β€œAfter the shocking allegations last week in the press, we, the women of Congressman Matt Gaetz’s office, feel morally obligated to speak out. During Congressman Gaetz’s time in office, we have been behind the scenes every step of the way. We have staffed his meetings. We have planned his events. We have traveled with him. And we have tracked his schedule. Congressman Gaetz has always been a principled and morally grounded leader. At no time has any one of us experienced or witnessed anything less than the utmost professionalism and respect. No hint of impropriety. No ounce of untruthfulness.

In our office and under Congressman Gaetz’s leadership, women are not only respected, but have been encouraged time and time again to grow, achieve more, and ultimately, know our value. Many of us started in entry-level positions and have been promoted to positions of leadership within the office. In our professional ecosystem, women are given every opportunity to advance and utilize our talents to help the country in the best possible way.

On every occasion he has treated each and every one of us with respect. Thus, we uniformly reject these allegations as false.

Congressman Gaetz will continue to lead by example and stand for the people of America who have been maligned by the liberal elite. And we will stand with him. While we recognize the scrutiny we will face for making this decision, we take comfort in the hope that more Americans and elected officials will stand up and refuse to remain silent.”

-The Women of the Office of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz

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Hm. Ecosystems have predators, yes?

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Also signees of those statements… his girlfriend who lives in canada and his uncle who works at Nintendo who gives him the juiciest gaming insider info.

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This is silly. He’s not being accused of sexual harassment in the workplace, so I don’t know why anyone would listen to these β€œwomen” who wrote the press release.

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These fucking morons

In 2018, Greenberg paid one of those women several thousand dollars using his taxpayer-backed Seminole County-issued Wells Fargo Visa card, according to county financial records obtained by The Daily Beast. Auditors flagged the transactions, saying that, despite having a contract and invoice from the company, they β€œdo not know what it was for.”

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I took some time to read through that, thinking the thesis might new or novel.

It isn’t. The second half is roundly the kind of rhetoric I have been hearing from conservatives who were born rich since about 2000. Weirdly, the conservatives not born rich do not say stuff like this. At least in my experience. I have a theory on why.

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I’m also wondering if the other shoe will drop and we’re going to find out that he did sexually harrass women staffers in his Congressional offices.

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That is so well-written that I have to assume it was a freelance piece by a Democratic staffer and Gaetz’s name was substituted in afterward.

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the last i heard the bill promised to equally distribute dropboxes (and polling places?) geographically

texas is huge, with lots of empty space. so cities are essentially screwed, and rural areas will be swimming in voting locations they don’t need

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β€œThe Women.” Sounds authentic to me. I guess it’s all over then? (/s)

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So extremely easy, almost trivial, to vote in red, rural districts, long, impossible lines in blue urban areas? No, you don’t say! Who could have possibly foreseen such an outcome? Yeah, nope, working as planned.

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I’m sure he has binders full of β€œthe women”.

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Fox News has responded to the latest damning evidence against Gaetz by calling for Hunter Biden to resign from congress.

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Without a legislative director Mr Gaetz is basically dead wood in Congress. Unless he’s actually β€œworking” of course.

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You know, that’s actually a pretty good nickname for the guy. Thanks Donald.

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