Wait, I thought this was supposed to be like one of the cornerstones of the so-called “conservative” Republican platform?
Spoilers: nobody drank any tea at that meal.
just a reminder that of all the people make predictions about trump going forward, michael cohen has the best track record-- listen to this if you find that improbable:
Stupidest Timeline EVAR!
It hadn’t even occurred to me that that was what the Mike Lindell thing was all about. I thought he was just nuts.
“I was trying to figure what type of pen to stab your friends with if they overran us on the floor of the House of Representatives while trying to conduct a democratic transition of power. So please shut your seditious, Qanon loving mouth when it comes to who loves America,” Gallego tweeted on Sunday.
My favorite tweet of his:
“I would tweet back and forth with you but I have 2 committee assignments and a bill of mine is being marked. That we means it’s passing out of committee. (But you wouldn’t know about that).”
She’ll need some aloe for that burn.
Good luck with that.
ok. with regard to the “election audit” shenanigans down in Phoenix…
this is stupid. as a papermaker and printer my entire career, South East Asia does not use bamboo fiber for cheap, commercial grade paper to print ballots or newspapers or pretty much anything ephemeral! bamboo paper is bloody expensive, folks - I have some in my studio right now and guess where it is made? Wisconsin! and it ain’t cheap. so why would South East Asia (Vietnam? Thailand? Cambodia? or Laos! that’s the ticket! Laos tried to target Maricopa County with fake ballots, already marked for Biden… i can’t even)
now don’t even get me started on the “custom donald trump watermark” bullshit.
To do otherwise would be to admit that corporal punishment is child abuse.
It doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to be vaguely racist against Asians.
i have a theory that extra ballots were either tunneled in by molemen, or transported down by extraterrestrials using high energy particle beams. until we can bring in xray scopes to check the floors for secret underground passages and geiger counters to check for stray neutrinos (*) voters cannot believe that their votes were safe
ergo. the votes were rigged. therefore trump king for life (**)
(*) that’s how that works, right?
(**) that’s also how that works, right?