β¦and Meta wonders why they have been bleeding younger users from Facebook over the yearsβ¦
Where are they finding pop concert tickets for only $200?
$100 Body Art = Harry stabs you vigorously with this Bic Pen he sharpened on a radiator. Later, while you wait at the ER for treatment of a staph infection and possible Hep C, you and your friends can have fun trying to guess which of four Looney Tunes characters he decorated you with.
Indy bands who arenβt famous enough to play gigs at places which use Ticketek.
My thoughts exactly
That meme should be encased with flakes of lead and asbestos in a glass Christmas ornament and suspended by a delicate thread labeled βsocial security.β
Like my favorite Doors cover band, Crystal Shit!
I hope someone has made the opposing version:
White Boomers detest multiculturalism and the βdecline of the American middle classβ but have benefited from it (and caused it) throughout their lives:
Preferential treatment on GI housing bills
Preferential treatment in housing laws in general
Cheap labor in the form of undocumented immigrants
Voting for politicians who ship manufacturing overseas
Voting with their dollars to support the Walmarts instead of the local shops
Gutting public education after they got theirs
Etc, etc.
Oh for shitβs sake
FunkoPops??
I think I dowanna knowβ¦
Little bobblehead βcollectablesβ not unlike beanie babies and other consumerist fads.
Ah thanks.
(As if boomers donβt also buy that kind of tat.)
But letβs not increase the minimum wage because those jobs are for high schoolers, right?
Sure hope they have good lawyers.
The War on Dragsβ¦
when i said my home is under military occupation, i was being hyperbolic. apparently, i was not far from wrong:
this is very close to my house. i do not want them here. but the very wealthy folks on that part of the island donβt want Black and brown people from Haiti and Cuba here. i much prefer the immigrants, thank you.