Late Stage GOP Fascists Events 🖕🏾🍊🤡 (Part 4)

Clearly a death threat joke amirite. /XLs

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It’s “Things that makes one’s testicles up into one’s body cavity” time.

(source: atAdvocacy)

Speaker Mike Johnson and daughter were profiled attending “purity ball” in 2015 German TV news segment
As if Mike Johnson’s family stuff wasn’t weird enough already — remember the father-son porn monitoring pact? — it has come to light that the GOP House speaker also once attended a “purity ball” with his then-13-year-old daughter. “Purity balls” are deeply perverse and creepy affairs in which fathers proclaim ownership over their daughter’s sexuality until their marriage, all the while objectifying everyone else’s daughters in wedding gown-style dresses.

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Cuff Him Season 2 GIF by American Gods

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It was right there in front of us.

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Apparently, the post was not intended to be a thinly veiled threat against the president but rather a nuanced critique of corruption in Washington, Schneider told DEADLINE.

Brady Bunch Jan GIF by MOODMAN

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Strictly speaking, in the original meaning, not a star. His name appears after the title.

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"It’s been a whirlwind 48 hours…

of his own making! that is generally what happens when you threaten to kill the president.

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Ah, sweet sound of FA meeting FO. Nice.

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Republican Says ‘Good Conservative’ Congressmen Are Being Blackmailed Just Because They Got Naked With Strangers in Motel Rooms

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The right to get naked with strangers in motel rooms, which amendmend is that?

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Exactly! Good, straight, Christian family values conservative congresspeople who only…
Wait, what??? Oh. Oh hell no.

clap lol GIF

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Huntington Beach living up to its reputation for being one of California’s more overtly fascist cities.

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My, how fast such bigmouths back-peddle when ‘consequences and repercussions’ show up at their door, in the form of several hulking broods wearing black suits…

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“Whip me, beat me, make me write bad bills!“

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They are about not-cis-straight-white-well-off-male characters, so they have to go. Make the lesser-thans realize that they are just, well, lesser-than. Oh, and fascist assholes gonna fascist asshole. This is just how it is, man.

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“Human beings were smarter the further back we go in time because they have been less degenerated by the pollutants that we’ve been putting into the air, water, and soil,” he said. “T. Rex … could be herded into a blind canyon and have rocks dropped on their heads from above. And they’d soon be done in.”

He also went on to suggest that the large carnivore was most likely domesticated the “way we have domesticated cattle and elephants.”

“I can’t imagine that they wouldn’t be able to do it with [a dinosaur],” he said. “We know that animal husbandry goes back thousands of years. Why not? If people found out that there was a dinosaur that they were able to feed and domesticate, why not expect that they used that knowledge to better their standard of living?”

The cassowary would disprove that theory. I mean the dinos were basically big feathered birds but with claws and teeth. Having the closest modern equivalent being unable to be trained for warfare, hunting or being raised as food (because, well their meat is nasty tasting) so what makes them think they can do that with something that is much larger.

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