Late Stage GOP Fascists Events ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก (Part 4)

For example, weโ€™ll make sure to hunker down in Chicago, not rural Indiana.

Go where youโ€™re safe, even if itโ€™s just for a couple of days.

I still remember what it felt like, on the south side of Chicago, in the days after the 2016 election. Itโ€™s like everyone was in shock (which, we were). Like walking, driving, thinking through molasses.

This time, win or lose, the MAGAts will be firing their weapons. Get out of firing range.

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It is something to be concerned with for sure. Even if they donโ€™t pull off a coup, they can still do a hell of a lot of damage.

I feel relatively safe where I am (despite it being suburban, moving into a rural and redder part of the neighboring county). I AM worried about the northern part of my county as thatโ€™s sort of Trumpy country up thereโ€ฆ

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At first glance I thought the story would be about this:

Shocked Oh No GIF

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Just so we are clear, this is about what would be seen after a 7-10 week pregnancy loss, for whatever reason:

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so this:

First, they claim that abortion medication is so traumatic, that bleeding into your toilet will give you PTSD:

is utter bullshit. Of course, pretty much every other claim is utter bullshit as well, so yeah, right on par.

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Boy, if theyโ€™re concerned about trauma, wait til they hear what pregnancy, labor, and childbirth is like!

Angry Aubrey Plaza GIF by Parks and Recreation

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Narrator:
Theyโ€™re not.

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When it comes to Tromp, always look for the money.

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If there are local groups interested in participating in the parade, whether walking in it or creating a float, all they have to do is fill out the application before November 29. Itโ€™s just basic stuff. You have to describe your entry, provide contact information, agree not to throw candy from your float (because it might cause injury!), and promise not to dress up as Santa Claus (because heโ€™ll already be making an appearance).

Oh. And you have to agree that trans people donโ€™t exist, that same-sex marriage is an abomination, and that human life begins at conception.

Itโ€™s all part of the applicationโ€™s Statement of Faith.

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tl;dr Itโ€™s classified as nonfiction by the Library of Congress and all major Texas library systems, but โ€“ horror of horrors โ€“ itโ€™s written by a Native author:

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Honestly itโ€™s kind of surprising that it took the tech bros as long as it did to realize how easily they could just put their own hand-picked stooges in elected office. Peter Theil only needed to spend $30 million to bump Vance up from so-so tech intern to Vice President. Thatโ€™s chump change for someone like him.

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Is this the United States anymore?

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Fuck. Thatโ€™s medieval torture.

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medieval, like a gibbet:

edit: blurred

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The most infamous (of many, no doubt):

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