Lauren Boebert claims to be on a mission from God

Does she have God on speakerphone? That’s the big thing these days.

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I like this both because it conveys the “new phone, who dis?” vibe I was looking for…and it looks like a promo still for a Lifetime movie about an abusive Jesus.

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She seems to be the only one.

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No, a Biblical one. Like Mammon or Moloch.

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I think she means a guy named Gord.

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i dont know her mariah carey GIF

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If she’s on a mission from God, then she is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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Christianists are such easy prey.

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It’s also interesting that their god always tells them to do what they wanted to do anyway.

You never see these losers say “Well, I wanted to do this thing but god told me no, so I didn’t do the thing”

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Yet another MAGA Republican reveals themself as a false prophet.

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She (Along with the rest of the GQP) believes that Nazis aren’t Nazis, but the victims of Nazis are the real Nazis this time.

I’m not sure if she understands what the Nazis actually did, or if she just doesn’t care.

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Both GIF by Dolittle

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I believe they make medication these days, for people who claim to be guided by voices or spirits.

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Guns for the Gun God! Sliders for the Slider Throne!

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Which one?

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loop night GIF by Doze Studio

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Remember when everyone hated Nazis? Those were the days.

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God should get a restraining order on these people.

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If Jesus saves, well he better save himself
From the gory glory seekers who use his name in death
Oh Jesus save me

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You can fix fascism with medicine, because it’s not a mental health problem. It’s an ideological one. Stop giving fascists a pass by claiming that they are mentally ill. It only further stigmatizes the mentally ill.

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