Originally published at: LAX passenger pops the emergency slide | Boing Boing
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Severe panic attack?
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Severe privilege attack?
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one of these days an airline will unveil its new security feature, a locked cage around each row. you will have to signal a turnkey employee when you need it to be unlocked to use the toilet, to which you will be escorted. “it is for everyone’s safety” an airline representative will say. the bonus to customers will be that no one will be able to recline onto your knees any more.
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Thank Dog it was prior to take-off.
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“The person was not arrested, but” flight attendants announced what he did over the loudspeaker, and described the delay this would cause. Then they returned him to the passenger cabin and shut the doors to let nature take its course.
If only!
The only detail you missed is that you will have to pay $30 to go to the toilet, paid in advance.
That’s pretty steep. Inflation?
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