I still think there would be serious money in hoovers you can ride on, like those lawn mowers.
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This is truly horrifying. Jesus. 
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Throw a barstool on it, and we’re talking Scrooge McDuck money…
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Plus user magazines, customizing, accessories…
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If I have trouble sleeping, I take a 3mg tablet of Melatonin. And cut it in half. And cut a half into quarters. Then I shave a little off the quarter and put that in my mouth. Works great!
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I take 5mg of melatonin or 100mg of 5-Hydroxytryptophan when I’m in mood for an entire night of nightmares and other generally weird and disturbing dreams. It works extremely well for that 
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Oh man, just wait until I tell you about getting OTC things made as animal pharmaceuticals that have the exact same ingredients as human products…
(i.e. if you can read a label, then the feed store is your friend.)
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“MURDER YOUR THIRST”
That’s it, I’m buying some…
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Is the placement of the neonate containment pouch in the spot where a ceramic armor insert would usually go just a matter of putting things in the available space; or is the utility of the baby in helping to shield the wearer’s abdomen from projectiles one of the tactical features?
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[why not both? gif]
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In this case there might be a reason why the “why not both” kid is unavailable for a photo-op…
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Oof - I take 10mg a night and it doesn’t always help…
Hasn’t Correctol (different ingredient, but still…) always been marketed to women?
Yes, hang-down parts, as well… don’t put VapoRub down there, I don’t care how badly the thighs are chafed.
IIRC the ingredient in Nyquil that makes one sleepy is, itself, a 1st-generation antihistamine. I figured it out when I saw a liquid among the sleep-aids, and it was whatever’s in Nyquil, minus the cough medicine.
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Rectum? I hardly even…
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No butts about it.
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Australia’s consumer protection regulator prosecuted a drug company for exactly this - marketing identical minor painkillers as specific for a range of conditions.
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None of these obviously unfair sales tax differences are new; ‘the pink tax’ has been a bullshit misogynistic money grab ever since women started working outside the home.
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Marvis Amarelli Licorice is so good you could eat it with a spoon. Ridiculously overpriced and worth every penny.
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