Leaks from inside Trump's White House suggest staff are alarmed by his volatile and erratic conduct

I’ve said from the beginning that even Trump is powerless against the faceless Washington political machine and will end up being ground to pieces sooner rather than later.

My odds are that the GOP will agree to impeachment proceedings within 18 months - as soon as they get the bulk of their agenda passed and early enough to try to ward off his stink going into the 2018 midterms.

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Not even aimed at Trump?

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… several lines of typing go by…

Um.

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At least is just a normal closeted homophobic bible-belt republican. Honestly, he wouldn’t have the balls to do anything that trump is doing right now, he’s just giddy that some of the craziest right wing shit is actually happening. Of course, he would have to kick Bannon, he definitely cant stick around.

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Maybe that part was written first?

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If it’s anything, it’s overwhelming stress at the realization that he’s in WAY, WAY x infinity over his head. This sort of minutiae is stuff he should know, because those are the godamn things required to properly manage the country (not to mention his regular bluster about being a good “businessman”). And I’m not talking a PHD’s worth of knowledge, but enough knowledge to form goals for the nation and to be able to bargain appropriately when necessary.

Also, I’m glad that stuff wakes him up at night. I hope it happens every single night such that he gets zero sleep because I despise him as a human being. Not only would I not piss on him if he was on fire, I’d actively hold my overflowing bladder to the point of bursting it just so I could watch him suffer. Burn, you malevolent piece of shit. Burn!

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“Master baiter”?

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Bannon is a Catholic; he’ll fall down some stairs and break his neck before Pence would appoint him veep.

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Maybe Bannon’s aiming for Pope instead?

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Yes, but I was responding to :

Since I am not a mental health professional I wouldn’t diagnose narcissistic personality disorder, but I would suspect it for the reasons I gave.

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Nope. He’s driving shotgun into the apocalypse.

HuffPo is going full on tabloid today!

How’s does one go about getting these motherfuckers committed? I have visions of these two scared old white guys in the Oval Office chanting incantations, handling snakes, drinking their own urine, and babbling like DeNiro at the end of Cape Fear.

Still waiting for the proverbial vaudeville hook to come pull these wacknuts off the world stage…

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Gelatopocalypse?

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Look, it’s not like Nancy Reagan didn’t consider arming her psychic with snakes…

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Yeah! 'cause when the world burns it melts! :sunglasses: (fixed -thx)

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I like you.
Lets hope the orange bastard crashes and burns with as little collateral damage as possible.

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That seems to be our best hope at this time.

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I’d like him to do lots of domestic damage. If the voter/general public doesn’t get a taste of their own stupidity they’re just going to elect another moron next time.

He that will not hear must feel

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Let us agree on “as little INNOCENT collateral damage as possible” then.
Also I have decided for myself to completely errase his name from my vocabulary too, like some other people here. His name is his power word, I´m half convinced that he has a little orgasm whenever somebody somewhere says or writes his name, so I´ll deny him that. You may have noticed it, since a few days I refer of him only as “the orange bastard”. Feel free to adapt this name for him.

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Charlie Stross’s blog appears to have adopted the sobriquet ‘Lord Dampnut’ for him, which I rather like in a crossword-puzzly way.

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Just calling him ‘45’ works too.

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