Level 5 Goose Warning on the London Underground

[boingboing]

Originally published at: Level 5 Goose Warning on the London Underground | Boing Boing

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[anon33932455]

Some context for the joke:

Mystery of Tube warning about a wild goose terrorising passengers on platform

[timd]

@boingboing

if I saw this sign

I would take a gander

[lastchance]

[Mindysan33]

[knoxblox]

Goose is just taking back what the Divine Right of Kings stole in the first place.

[sarc]

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[bobtato]

I’d be more likely to believe this was real than that an organisation as typography-driven as TfL would print an official poster with that leading.

(All bets are off when station staff write notices by hand though. That’s some art brut poop right there)

[Brainspore]

Swans are arguably an even bigger menace but they usually get the kid-glove treatment from cops as white-feather criminals.

[gatto]

@anon33932455

Some context for the joke

level 5 is no joke

( poor kid )

[SheiffFatman]

@Brainspore

Swans are arguably an even bigger menace but they usually get the kid-glove treatment from cops as white-feather criminals.

It’s just the one swan, actually.

[IronEdithKidd]

@boingboing

Exactly what kind of damage can a level 5 goose cause to humans?

Oh, you do not want to find out from this sort of curious fucking around. If it were a real goose guarding a real nest, you wouldn’t be able to get on the platform.