Continuing the discussion from Liberal Tears:
Since we had a topic about that silly picture with gun oil labeled “Liberal Tears” here a couple weeks ago, I thought I would drop this picture here. It’s a real thing now.
It is pretty funny. I am sure it will sell like hotcakes.
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Yeah, I bet it will sell like crazy. I have to admit, the teared-up donkey was kind of clever.
I am praying to Arioch, Duke of Chaos that it’s extremely shitty, low-grade oil that will fuck up your gun, and thus the Cosmic Balance will be restored.
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I’d almost be willing to bet that it’s just some other gun oil that’s already on the market, just repackaged and sold at a premium.
Hehe - now they need to make some that are bacon scented.
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Doesn’t Hoppe’s smell delicious enough for you?
Also, bacon-scented gun oil may or may not lead to a lot of people trying to drink it…
Do people spend a lot of time drinking bacon-smelling items where you are? Is that a thing?
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I’m pretty sure that the only reason that it’s not a thing is because there aren’t enough bacon-scented items around…
The only bacon-scented liquid I am aware of is probably hot bacon grease, which probably doesn’t lend itself well to drinking no matter how nice it smells.
I just don’t think bacon-smelling liquids is going to take off. At least I hope not. “New, BaCoke, with the real scent of hickory and mesquite!” I’d rather we went back to clear Pepsi.
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You clearly haven’t met my friends…
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