Lions ate suspected poacher


#21

Poachers taste like Chicken Coward


#22

They’d hang it in the den, no?


#23

Hip, hip, hooray! More! More! More!


#24

How do you say “why not both?” in Egyptian?


#25

Am I a terrible person for laughing out so loud when I read the head line on the phone while riding the subway that the other passengers turned heads?
Probably.


#26

Too bad the lions didn’t cook pieces of the poacher in a shallow pan of liquid at low temperature.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poaching_(cooking)

(I’ll see myself out.)


#27

What do you call one poacher eaten by lions?

A good beginning.


#28

In training.

cat_eats_fingers


#29

They left more then his head. The BBC story says: The animals left little behind, but some body parts were found over the weekend at a game park near Hoedspruit.


#30

Fair play.


#31

…for the day you have the heart attack in the easy chair and there is nobody to replenish the food bowl. Cats always plan ahead.


#32

No, but the lions still won anyway for a change.


#33

@Neovison.vison


#34


#35

They never give me enough dipping sauce!


#36

Lions ate suspected poacher


#37

The Lion Sleeps Tonight … and a nap after dinner, too, methinks.


#38

:open_mouth: Wow, just watched a clip on YT from that movie, it is amazing Melanie wasn’t killed but they wouldn’t of stopped the camera from rolling if she had.


#39

Say what? That was Tippi Hedren.


#40

Actually, dogs are far more likely to eat you than cats. Cats are picky.