Lions ate suspected poacher

Poachers taste like Chicken Coward

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They’d hang it in the den, no?

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Hip, hip, hooray! More! More! More!

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How do you say “why not both?” in Egyptian?

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Am I a terrible person for laughing out so loud when I read the head line on the phone while riding the subway that the other passengers turned heads?
Probably.

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Too bad the lions didn’t cook pieces of the poacher in a shallow pan of liquid at low temperature.

Poaching (cooking) - Wikipedia

(I’ll see myself out.)

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What do you call one poacher eaten by lions?

A good beginning.

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In training.

cat_eats_fingers

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They left more then his head. The BBC story says: The animals left little behind, but some body parts were found over the weekend at a game park near Hoedspruit.

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Fair play.

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…for the day you have the heart attack in the easy chair and there is nobody to replenish the food bowl. Cats always plan ahead.

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No, but the lions still won anyway for a change.

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@Neovison.vison

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They never give me enough dipping sauce!

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Lions ate suspected poacher

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight … and a nap after dinner, too, methinks.

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:open_mouth: Wow, just watched a clip on YT from that movie, it is amazing Melanie wasn’t killed but they wouldn’t of stopped the camera from rolling if she had.

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Say what? That was Tippi Hedren.

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Actually, dogs are far more likely to eat you than cats. Cats are picky.

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