List of Things That Frighten Police

I’d become a cop just so could drive around in a Mercedes all day.

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List of Things That Frighten Police: 9/20/17

Blinking LEDs
Photography & Video Cameras
Black/Brown Adults and Children
Direct Eye Contact
Breasts
Lyft
Peaceful protests
Halloween
Lesbians
Imaginary Black/Brown People
Puppies
Turtles
Rap Battles
Free Speech
Mail Carriers
Motorcyclists
Disabled People
Drawings of Penises
Two-Dollar Bills
Milk
Pregnant Women
Nurses
Journalists
Balloons
Students
Yarn

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COVID-19
Vaccine mandates
Masks

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Extinction Rebellion

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School projects about "V for Vendetta:

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Intelligence

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Do you mean the result of reconnaissance or merely smart humans? (I’m guessing the answer is “yes”…)

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Motorized wheelchairs.

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Credit due to @Chuckles. :disappointed:

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Children catching lanternflies.

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Performing CPR.

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I’m not sure if this is the right thread to put this because it seems like the Saratoga officers may have been justified in this instance, but still, it’s not a good look:

Cops scared of other cops?

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I mean, the off-duty Sheriff that they shot had already shot someone else and refused to drop his weapon. I’d certainly be scared of him.

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Capybaras (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris).

Sure, no concrete case to point out yet, but come on - this is bound to be true.

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Reporters reporting.

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