Originally published at: Listen to Lauren Boebert's neighbors' 911 calls describing threats, Jason Boebert running over mailbox | Boing Boing
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Trailer Trash is real.
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These assholes are relatively rich though and own plenty of land. Frankly I’d rather have a trailer park neighbor than a boebert neighbor.
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And this is what can happen when people straight-ticket vote, especially in Gerrymandered districts.
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Jayson is / was rich but I have a feeling his “consulting” is not so on the up and up.
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This divorce situation will result in some sort of gunfire, mark my words. The Boeberts are not a stable bunch.
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That’s the perfect solution. Let Lauren and Jayson settle their differences with a gun duel at noon in the middle of the nearest main street. Like Marshal Dillon did every week.
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What horrid spawn of satan these people are.
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But her emails, etc
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I suppose that for the sheriff “they all have guns” is an excellent reason not to get involved.
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find out why the Garfield County Sheriff allows the Boeberts to torment their neighbors with impunity.
Any American who’s lived in a podunk county or town where a trashy family of bullies has gained political power knows the answer. I’m sure there are similar stories about the Palins and the Huckabees, among many other “illustrious” local Republican tin-plated dynasties.
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Buttery males may well have gotten boebert in this pinch too.
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Coincidentally aligning with her desire to repeal laws keeping guns out of the hands of domestic abusers
https://www.joemygod.com/2023/05/lauren-boebert-intros-bill-to-repeal-2022-red-flag-law/
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And nothing of value would be lost
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Could you guys please be more respectful? They’re doing their best to be a loving, loyal couple in the eyes of christ, but gay people marrying and trans people in bathrooms are tearing their family apart!
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About as stable as an upturned pyramid.
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She and her probably-soon-to-be-ex husband certainly are.
Don’t know about the kids, though. Haven’t heard much of anything about them & can’t be bothered to dig, but would be surprised if they are unscathed from having such toxic parents.
Looks like the eldest son is carrying on a family tradition of teenage parenthood, though.
No doubt.
There’s probably a betting line in Vegas, re: various scenarios, timelines, etc.
Pretty sure Jayson would be a Jealous Ex-Spouse.
Put 'em at opposite ends of a lane at the local indoor gun range.
Cuts down on property damage and fatalities to innocent & undeserving people.
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Connected?
I presumed it was rowdy protesters constantly pissing on her doorstep that made her think everywhere in DC has a urine problem. But maybe it was all because of her belligerent husband?
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