Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/03/little-known-feature-on-french.html
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It also helped a lot that on his second attempt, he stopped deliberately handling the mustard bottle incompetently.
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Was waiting for that one (or something similar).
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Or you could just flip it over 180 degrees so the cap is on top.
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Dude is like an idiot on an infomercial. Seriously, I’ve never snapped the lid back, and I’ve never had problems with the mustard not going where I want it.
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Chicken cuke sandwich with MUSTARD? Bleh. That sandie calls for MAYO.
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Or you could not buy crappy mustard. Stone ground, german, deli…there are so many other options! I suppose French’s works on a white Wonder bread sandwich with Velveeta and bolongna…
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"No one knows this Game Changer on French’s Mustard Lid!"
NO ONE! Not even the designers that put it there!
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this right?!
I think the little notch click is cool and all…but maybe it’s easier to just ya know…HOLD THE GOD DAMN BOTTLE RIGHT.
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It’s also good as a coloring agent for mayo if you want to change it up slightly.
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To be fair, that’s an eerily accurate reenactment of me with measuring tapes, hoses and extension cords.
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big if true
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I appreciate that even though it appears he handles his mustard bottle like a moron while making his sandwich (I’ve never had either of the problems he showed), his video was succinct and didn’t take three minutes to get to the damned point.
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Well, that was underwhelming, but at least it was short.
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There’s a product engineer out there somewhere, who’s finally getting the recognition (s)he deserves.
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The closeups and slo-mo are a nice touch, but the music isn’t nearly dramatic enough.
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The video link is to the Nintendo story from yesterday. Go home boingboing, you’re drunk.
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