Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/15/london-police-arrest-man-dress.html
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I would assume that he was part of the Extinction Rebellion demonstrations.
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Did police arrest him gently, or did he get creamed?
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This is the New God.
But seriously, if I hadn’t already gone vegan for environmental reasons, I would after seeing that. Simply because TRIBUTE IS OWED.
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Carrot man remains at large
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Prison would be a scary place for most of us, but broccoli man can feel confident that not even the most hardened criminal will mess with him.
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They didn’t show the part 30 seconds earlier where he fatally stabbed an old lady dressed as a lentil
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Or the part with two Korean girls chasing after him.
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Going to need a new verse for Particle Man.
He’s got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it’s a happy land
Powerful man, Broccoli man
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Nods head approvingly.
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I’m also reminded of Veggie Tales.
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Vegetable puns. Lettuce not continue with this.
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COPs: “Talk Broccoli, or we have many, many ways to make you stir fry”
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Well of course they arrested him: he was stalking.
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somewhere, Cauliflower Man is secretly gloating.
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Don’t get too steamed.
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Was he busted for wearing a Halloween costume too early?
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“Vegetable rights, the time has come to take them off the shelf. Vegetable rights, we must think for them they can’t think for themselves.” –Artless
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All of this must of stemmed from something…maybe he didn’t want to leaves?
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