London police arrest man dressed as broccoli

The sexy version of the Blue Box costume is way more explicit.

Oh, yeah? Well, take this . . .

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“Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.” – Mark Twain, maybe.

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If he had some cheese on him, more people would like him.

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:musical_score: :notes: “Brassica on the streets of London…” :musical_note:

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I bet he was a little steamed.

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Did he accuse the cops of roughage?

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There were cameras about; so there was nothing floret but to detain him by the book.

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On a less punnish note, I’ll bet he was either part of XR, or the cops thought he was.

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He was clearly high on Vitamin K.

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I never knew I needed more Kip Addotta in my life.

I really only knew him from “Wet Dream”.

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Dr Demento?

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Yup, that’s where I learned of him.

Wet Dream and Life in the Slaw Lane were Kip Adotta’s 2 songs that made it big there.

Sooo many puns. I don’t think there was a single line in either that wasn’t punified.

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Good one!

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Disappointed to find it wasn’t the cops who were dressed as broccoli as I’d hoped when I saw the headline.

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:musical_score::notes:
Brassica on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself…
Could life ever be sane again?
:notes:

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something, something white privilege…

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