Look at this wild boar go after a hapless Japanese businessman

Maybe its the sequel to Untitled Goose Game

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One sympathizes.

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Those tusks can fuck you up.

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Saucisson de sanglier. Yum.

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Yeah, I think he got lucky that the boar was thrusting into his bag instead of his leg.

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… and then it became harder and harder to tell which were the pigs and which were the humans…

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Donkeys work too.

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The critter broke off when he realized that briefcase was made from his brother.

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Doesn’t surprise me.

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So what’s your stupid excuse for being late for work again, Hiro? Don’t tell me you got ANOTHER flat tire?!

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“AK-47 is the tool
don’t make me act a mother-fuckin’ fool”

I… I thought we were all here to make jokes about the AK-47 guy…

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Oh, yeah - I’d drop a nut to avoid bleeding out from a butcher’s cut.

Then I could still compete in the Tour de France.

that’s how it works - right?

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When life gives you boar, make sausage, cinghiale sausage.

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I believe that tonkatsu was a little undercooked =x …

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These Gauls would like a word…

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7. Wild Boar Rack with Whiskey Apples

Yes Please!

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Yeah, but what’s gonna keep the ponies under control??

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As an aside, re: my previous post, I can hardly imagine how good wild boar tonkatsu must be o.o’ . drool, slaver

Has anyone in Japan even considered switching from dolphin and whale to wild boar? Might be a good idea…

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