Looking to reboot itself, Twitter reboots Paris Hilton

Of course, i know she grew up quite privileged but she’s not an heiress.

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But a majority of that came from her modeling career when she was young. I think it was earning her own money that set her on the path to making her own way.

Yes, she got very little in comparison to Barron Hilton’s net wealth before he died.

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Musk missed the ideal spokesperson for his cultish X-branded-Twitter by a few years. . .

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Maybe payment will be in exposure… probably some sort of legal exposure.

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She wrote a book literally titled Confessions of an Heiress.

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She also called one of her perfumes “Heiress”. She’s certainly playing up that aspect of her background even if it’s not responsible for most of her current net worth.

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And she wrote a follow-up book called Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All To Me.

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The logo for this new partnership:

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Maybe Elon is trying to assemble a stable of washed up celebrities to fawn over him similar to Trumpy on “The Apprentice”? Paging Gary Busey, Dennis Rodman and Omarosa! Elon needs you.

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“Sliving”? Surely it should be “Xliving”? I mean, sure, that sounds like something about or for dead people, but it’s fitting for a dying social media site.

NFTs to Twitter… it is pretty funny how she jumps from one dying scam to another.

It’s actively embarrassing for both of the parties involved, so…

Somehow it’s both.

If she’s planning on getting paid per view or via affiliate links/ads, she’d be seriously out of luck. (Even with the inflated view counts.) That would be very funny, however.

The wealthy grifter/Trump connections really do keep popping up, and in unexpected ways…

Leaving aside that all her business ventures owe their existence entirely to her having been a rich kid*, she’s absolutely gotten millions from her family (largely via trust funds, apparently), even if she didn’t get the hundreds of millions she could have gotten via inheritance. It’s true she hasn’t fucked up (all) her business ventures, but that probably has more to do with who she hired to run them.

*Her family connections and fame for being rich were the basis for everything else that came after - none of it would have remotely happened had she been even “normally wealthy” from an obscure family. Had she been anyone else, she would have had a short-lived modeling career and maybe starred in a direct-to-video movie with Lorenzo Lamas.

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Steven Seagal would be a perfect candidate, since he loves Putin, guns and martial arts bullshit.

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Frustrated Clint Eastwood GIF

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Insert something edgy comedienne/comedian would say in context.

Now I’ll just try to swallow that wet sour burp I just had,

It’s very easy to “make it on your own” when you have a HUGE safety net ready to catch you if your attempt fails. Like most “I worked hard for my money” people, they didn’t have to do the menial labour jobs us poor people did to put food on the table while they were finding their niche.

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