Machine burns fades into denim with lasers


#21

Pretty sure everyone already has worn her


#22

Ohh, laser burn…


#23

Or, how about the pattern of my eventual demise?


#24

Also: satire is dead, part 99,872.


#25

Turin jeans for church goin’.


#26

I saw this on Indigo Go…


#27

Who had Satire in the 2017 dead pool? They’re gonna need a replacement.


#29

Machine burns?


#30

Ooh! Can I get one with a wallet with a condom ring etch. Also, a giant fake dong going down my leg etch?

I can just imagine the tasteless options for custom etching!


#31

:goat: :ocean: hands!


#32

I would pay good money for a portable version that let me write cuss words on the asses of people that walk three abreast on sidewalks.


#33

Goat wave?


#34

Laser hair removal has been around for years. The laser has to be the right wavelength though and it takes several sessions.


#35

sea 


#36

I never would have thought to pronounce it like that


#37

That was intended more as humor. I think using this machine would not only remove hair, but also a couple of layers of epidermis. Maybe even leave behind a lovely odor of singed hair and flesh.


#38

Is there some kind of award we can give Brainspore for that? That is the best pun I’ve seen in ages! I love puns. I enter pun contests all the time. I entered 10 in Harpers’ 2015 pun contest hoping at least one would win, but no pun in ten did.


#39

I recognize some of those words! I went to Catholic school so I never learned to diaphragm sentences.


#40

I didn’t watch the video but I assume custom patterns having nothing to do with distressing are next. Paisley, tartan, your favorite meme, etc


#41

Chatters on the escalator I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE.