Originally published at: MAGA judge's scam: cop's charity pays for wedding, plastic surgery - Boing Boing
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“Only the best people…”
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can’t believe the baby isn’t strapped too.
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She stole $70k for plastic surgery. Now she’s on the run, and nobody knows what she looks like!
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Heavily arming everyone over the age of four makes the lives of cops worse, and necessitates the need for more cop memorials.
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What? No bazookas?
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That’s what the plastic surgery was for.
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If you feel the need to strap up, including listing your weapons, for a Christmas card - note, Christmas being a ‘celebration of joy’, per the Catholic faith - you have a whole set of issues that need to be addressed by multiple qualified counselors.
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I love how she lists the gun types in small print where people’s names usually go. Clearly shows her priorities.
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Especially since I see a couple of people holding their weapons with the murder holes pointing pretty much right at toddler head level. (And the felon herself holding a two-handed weapon with just one hand. Much smart, very safe.) Unless they have derringers in their diapers, those kids won’t have a chance to defend themselves!
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“But why do THEY need that money? They’re DEAD. It’s much more important for a woman to be beautiful, and I’m an important woman.” /s
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OK, leaving all the guns aside – which, I agree, so weird – but even weirder: why are all the women in the Christmas card barefoot, while every man is wearing socks?
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Perhaps a reference to this?
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You’ve come dangerously close to grasping MAGA logic there.
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WTF is up with MAGAts and their psychopathic need to have their family Christmas card become a vehicle for showcasing their devotion to firearms? It’s weird and creepy. Who gets off on shit like this?
Also:
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I still firmly believe education is at the core of this. No amount of counselling is going to change the culture here, but education at least has a chance.
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The baby’s job is to act as body armor.
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You mean a…human shield?
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