Golly…I sure hope these white Christian Americans finally (FINALLY!) get a chance in life. That’s all they ever wanted. Just a chance.
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Nope.
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She tried to be clever.
She failed.
You know what the failure mode of clever is, don’t you? [You should click through and read Scalzi’s article, but if you can’t or don’t want to the punchline starts with “a” and ends with “hole”.]
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Matthew 26:33-35
33 Peter replied, “Even if all fall away on account of you, I never will.”
34 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “this very night, before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times.”
35 But Peter declared, “Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you.”
Matthew 26:69-70a
69 Now Peter was sitting out in the courtyard, and a servant girl came to him. “You also were with Jesus of Galilee,” she said.
70a But he denied it before them all. I was just kidding" he said. You people have no sense of humor"
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I’ve been seeing this a few times lately, “Did you know that <product/company here> is mostly owned by Vanguard and Blackrock?!” on tiktoks and the like. And I am confused. Aren’t they just giant investment / mutual funds / ETF / index fund places? Yea, they own a lot of everything, that’s their things. They buy everything on behalf of individual people and 401Ks and pensions. I buy straight “all index” ETFs through Vanguard, so every time I see that, I think “Oh yea, I own a tiny bit of everything in the world I guess. Thanks Vanguard?”
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When your idea of Christianity is in opposition to diversity and inclusivity, you gotta ask 
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Apparently, the woman is so dumb, she can’t even spell her own name. She stuck a random G and an extra N into “Moron.”
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In short, yes.
There seems to be only three options to being anti-woke, against the word “woke”.
- You’re committed to being an asshole (because you MISUSE the word on purpose).
- You’re poorly educated (because you don’t know the true meaning of the word).
- You’re both poorly educated and an asshole.
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I don’t believe her.
‘Just joking’ is usually a piss poor excuse for bad behavior that has somehow backfired on the perpetrator, as others have already noted upthread.
Cue the requisite Scalzi quote:
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the ‘G’ and one of the ‘N’s’ are silent tho
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“and your entire body from wingtip to wingtip is finger lickin’ good”
- Jonathan Livingstong Chicken
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She has the same sense of humor as Melon Musk
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“Go for it!”
According to the prosperity gospel, anyway.
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Now this is a guy that knows how to fry a chicken.
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