Could eggnog also do the job?
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Eeeuuuggghhhh.
I said Bloody Mary for a reason ('cuz I don’t drink them). I like eggnog.
Well, liked, anyway. 
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“Aww look! He’s kissing his baby!”
minutes later
“He’s still kissing it, oh my god!”
sound of last drops of Um Bongo and rum (Rum Bongo) being sucked up a straw
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Baby should twitch its arms in feeble protest as you slurp away at its fontanel.
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Now I want a baby hidden in a booze flask.
Banana!
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