Haha! You obvi don’t live in Texas, where there are multiple layers of law enforcement, for our public safety; each one more questionable than the last: State Police, Highway Patrol, Capitol Police, City Police, Sheriffs, Constables, School District Police, Transit Authority, Park Police, Rail Police, Airport Police, Hospital Police, Narcotics Task Forces, Marshals, Rangers and Special Rangers.
You CLEARLY are a Yankee! Yippee Kiy-yay, y’all come back and see us again sometime.