Man accidentally buys 1,000 chickens

The tragic loss of a large animal on our little farm recently reminded me of an old adage that also applies here: “When you owe your bank fifty grand, you’ve got a problem; when you owe them fifty million, your banker has a problem.”

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I’m gonna treat “absorb” as a euphemism when I say that I’d be very sorry after putting the word out among more than a few people that there were hundreds of free chickens available. It’d probably make the Popeye’s shortage look like a picnic.

Now that you have collapsed my waveform, it is definitely five.

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Hey kid, you want some chickens?

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Idk, this seems like a theropod windfall, I can’t even imagine 1,000 chickens. What if it’s like 1,000 monkeys, and great works of art are the result?

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He only bought 999 chickens accidentally.

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Wouldn’t that title work for a man who bought too few chickens?

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