Man accused of running meth lab at retirement community


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#2

All those benjamins and he couldn’t just buy a camper?


#3

This is hardly a meth “lab”, so much as a “kitchen”.

Scale, people.


#4

I think we’re going for flavor, not quantity.

A meth kitchen sounds like a place where you feed meth heads.


#5

The photograph shows a handful of Jacksons, not Benjamins, and the article reports that including the drugs there was only $1,700.

Guy still has to eat and pay rent regularly, so he probably can’t even afford a crappy pre-made Dell.


#6

Or it’s just a literal kitchen in which you make meth? :wink:


#7

So we’re talking a small-scale artisinal meth operation. You’re just not going to get that home-cooked experience with a big corporate distributor like Los Pollos.


#8

I mean, they can make blue meth, it’s just not going to have that purity.

Perhaps it should be more like a Meth Booth, or Meth DYI Kit, or Meth Micro-brew.


#9

I think you have won the internets for today.


#10

So what do we call this - Breaking Naughty?


#11

Desperate Retirees fits better, and actually reminds you that this isn’t a joke, but a tragedy.

The guy clearly wasn’t making much money, even cooking meth. He was also completely shut in and unsociable, and probably utterly miserable. And now he rots in a cell for it.


#12

I, to plan to grow old disgracefully.


#13

Why does the Communist Obama administration come down so hard on hard working entrepreneurs?


#14

I bet he called other people out on being literal, right after he did it, too.

See any problems with the grammar on his door signs? That’s gotta be relevant.


#15

Thanks for the belly laugh!


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