Originally published at: Man arrested for attacking restaurant patrons with Skittles | Boing Boing
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He was definitely on weed, the devil’s grass, mary jane.
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If he was able to wing a Skittles with sufficient velocity to cause harm, he clearly is misusing his mutant superpowers!
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Skittles? Really? I would’ve expected Lucky Charms with his face-tatted Lucky the Leprechaun look.
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“Stinging pain”? Seriously?
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what a charming young man
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Well, so much for his sweet Goldman Sachs internship this summer. I just can’t believe a guy like that—that guy pictured right there above the article—would exhibit such poor judgment.
(And, for the record, the alleged victim is a huge puss.)
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People should never be forced to taste the rainbow.
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Im glad it was skittles this time. Perhaps with his display of bad judgment or impulse control on his face its his warning to the community that he needs help. I hope this kid is given help before he makes more headlines.
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My thoughts exactly.
Finally, a non-bullet story.
I might try this with jelly-babies…
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We wouldn’t have this problem if there were more good guys with Skittles!
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Man, this Malcolm in the Middle reboot is kinda hardcore compared to the original…
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Well, it is Pride month. Try to celebrate in a more inclusive way, though.
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The young skittler has an unusual fringe. Is there a name for that do?
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Good thing he was white, or the police might’ve been so scared that he “would have died after being struck by bullets in a firefight where police officers were present”.
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@beschizza do you know this guy
Naughty little boy needs a spanking. Looks and acts like a nasty 6 year old…the wings-off-flies type, if he’s smart enough to figure out how to catch them.
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A stinging pain from a Skittle? Either the shop attendant was shirtless, or the kid was firing the Skittles from a gun. Nonetheless, he is very, very lucky, to be alive.
“I wish I didn’t have a widow’s peak” seems most likely.
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