Man arrested for stealing entire bridge

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David Bramley, 63, of Burdett Road in Wadsworth?
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“Go big or go home.” said David’s father years ago.

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I read this the other day and wondered what the story is - the dude paid for a crane and just had it hauled away, which suggests he thought he had rights to it, somehow. And he disassembled it? What was he doing with it? The story is now even more mysterious.

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Arch you glad this is a re-boing?

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Five years ago, there was an incident involving David Bramley, 58 of Burdett Road in Wadsworth. Different guy, though.

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Obviously a Bridge Too Far.

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You might say his liberty has been abridged.

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He’ll never get over it now.

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Ha, I bet I was right. He was building a deck.

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And if you believe that, he’s got something to sell you…

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Clearly he wore the wrong hat.

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Man arrested for stealing entire bridge

Welp, I’m thinkin’ this one’s second in The Headline of the Year competition, and (so far, knock/touch wood) this one’s still in first:

Gentleman in clown mask plowed a limousine through Vegas airport gates to steal a jet to fly into Area 51 and meet the extraterrestrials

I am hoping that one will prove to be The Headline of the Decade. I don’t think I’d wanna live on a planet that has even more fuxed up behavior than that.

This one’s third, so far:

Convicted arsonist named as acting fire department chief

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The Bridge on the River Why?

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