Man arrested for stealing entire bridge
Welp, I’m thinkin’ this one’s second in The Headline of the Year competition, and (so far, knock/touch wood) this one’s still in first:
Gentleman in clown mask plowed a limousine through Vegas airport gates to steal a jet to fly into Area 51 and meet the extraterrestrials
I am hoping that one will prove to be The Headline of the Decade. I don’t think I’d wanna live on a planet that has even more fuxed up behavior than that.
This one’s third, so far:
