Originally published at: Man calmly talks about his giant bird as it attacks him and chews up his arm | Boing Boing
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What does Rhea stew taste like because HELL NO!!!
Also, is this the first YouTube video featuring a sweet, gentle Karen?
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From what I have gathered, birb ownership is mostly a living hell.
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I’d be giving Kevin head trauma.
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Could be worse?
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"I call the big one ‘Bitey’ "
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Hey, I have a great idea. Lets splice some DNA, half Kevin here and half the immortal hydra that just got posted. Just, you know, try it in Australia first.
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Hey, why stop there…
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“It doesn’t always draw blood…”
Well, all good with the feathered velociraptor, then!
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That bird is showing you that his pecker is harder than yours!
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BAD BITEY BIRB!! (yes, it is a goffunnit complete sentence!!)
Rheas are basically dinosaurs that survived the Chicxulub impactor.
I can’t stop laughing!!
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If the guy that got killed by the Cassowary would have watched this video he would be alive today.
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nothing to see here, move along, everything is totally normal and fine
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Dude really oughta invest in animal handling gloves.
Cheaper than a skin graft when he develops a persistent infection from feeding himself to Kevin.
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“Now if this was an ostrich, I’d be dead already”
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Rod Hull - like Keith Harris, another man who made a fortune sticking his fist up a duck’s bottom.
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