From what I have gathered, birb ownership is mostly a living hell.
I’d be giving Kevin head trauma.
Could be worse?
"I call the big one ‘Bitey’ "
Hey, I have a great idea. Lets splice some DNA, half Kevin here and half the immortal hydra that just got posted. Just, you know, try it in Australia first.
Hey, why stop there…
“It doesn’t always draw blood…”
Well, all good with the feathered velociraptor, then!
That bird is showing you that his pecker is harder than yours!
BAD BITEY BIRB!! (yes, it is a goffunnit complete sentence!!)
Rheas are basically dinosaurs that survived the Chicxulub impactor.
I can’t stop laughing!!
If the guy that got killed by the Cassowary would have watched this video he would be alive today.
nothing to see here, move along, everything is totally normal and fine
Dude really oughta invest in animal handling gloves.
Cheaper than a skin graft when he develops a persistent infection from feeding himself to Kevin.
“Now if this was an ostrich, I’d be dead already”
Clamping your hand around a large long necked birds neck would seem to be a dodgy gambit at the best of times!
Unless a human has their hand up it’s arse as a puppet then maybe question your motives.
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