Oh, no. Bad analogy. Every. Last. One. of those fucking seagulls means it. They are made of mens rea, I’m telling you.
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Hmmm, we need a BB story and loooong heated discussion about a someone shooting down a shitting seagul shaped drone.
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One use for drones could be a swarm of them armed with tasers tasked to keep shitehawks, I mean seagulls, out of urban areas. Initially the drones would probably be quite noisy (although still less noisy than the birds) but then they would essentially constitute a barrier swarm out beyond the urban areas, ‘discouraging’ gulls from entering the verboten volumes.
With decent solar power, swarm technology, and some kind of ionising laser/taser combination, I think we could finally evict the awful fuckers from our roofs and streets.
For some reason the lone article tag “shitting” really, really cracked me up.
The right to bare hams.
or the right to beer harms ;).
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