Pulled over for running a stop sign results in multiple police-ordered anal probes

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At least the children were protected from this dangerous man’s supply of narcotics.

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What a shit show.

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There isn’t one single detail of this story that isn’t a gross violation of the law.

And the hospital (which acted illegally and without consent) is trying to get payment from – you guessed it – the victim.

Is Arizona spilling over into NM?

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Hey, FREE COLONOSCOPY! Why is this guy complaining?

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I know people who’d pay a lot of money for all that.

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Well, among other reasons, he’s complaining because they ARE charging him for it.

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I can think of a few people who should be made to pay for it

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O beautiful for stop and frisk,
Big Brother’s spying game,
For indefinite detainment
And anal probing pain!
America! America!

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Now that’s some expensive shit.

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ACAB. That is all.

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I just…what in the…what? So all of these thought processes had to occur:

  1. Cop: “That guy looks a little clenchy. Could be gas, but better try to get a warrant to look in his ass.”
  2. Judge: “You want a warrant to search someone’s anus for a traffic stop? Maybe multiple medical procedures? Yeah, that seems reasonable.”
  3. Doctors and nurses: “You want me to perform multiple enemas and then an invasive medical procedure against someone’s will, and also for no medical reason? Yeah, sure, the Hippocratic oath probably covers that.”
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None of this would be necessary if we did what Clapper wanted, and never leave the house without an NSA tracking plug inserted up there. Because 9/11.

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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!

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“Appeared to be clenching his buttocks”?

Obviously the police can say whatever bullshit excuse they want for making a search.

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I think you’ll find it’s “fight a stranger in the alps”

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Given their oft-demonstrated proclivities, my buttocks are always clenched if there’s an overtly “macho” officer of the law around.

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Gah! That story made me clench my buttocks. I wonder if the cops and doctors involved will have to register as sex offenders.

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Fuck the cops, they are doing exactly what is expected of them, it’s the doctors involved I want to look in the eye.

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