Syracuse cops falsely accuse man of rectal dope-stashing and take him to hospital for nonconsensual anal probe; now he must pay $4600 for the procedure

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/21/syracuse-cops-falsely-accuse-m.html

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#2

Nice of St Joseph’s to send him documentation for a lawsuit against them.

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#3

“Hi, you might not remember us, but we sexually assaulted you like good German soldiers who were just following unethical orders. We’d like to financially assault your wallet too. Kay, thanks, bye.”

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#4

So, jail time for the people who performed the procedure, the police who insisted upon it, or both?

I’m good with both.

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#5

It’s bad enough when they just ream you up the ass metaphorically.

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#6

Paging Archibald Buttle…

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#7

Lawsuit city; next stop.

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#8

In China, the family of the person being executed gets the $0.12 bill for the bullet used.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_Zhao (@bheerssen, in this article, the fee for Lin Zhao was $0.05: www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-Pacific/2009/0501/p06s01-woap.html)

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#9

Seems only fair.

St Joseph’s sends a $4500 bill, then pays a $500,000 cash settlement.

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#10

And the obligatory ban on the doctor ever being allowed to so much as administer a bandaid.

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#11

Even those jerks in the UFOs don’t charge people for the procedure.

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#12

Fucking fascists can stuff the thin blue line crap up their own asses.

Did none of the police officers, doctors, or hospital execs know how badly this all turned out last time someone pulled this bullshit?

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#13

Shouldn’t they bill the person that ordered the procedure?

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#15

If the cops ordered it the cops should pay for it.

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Syracuse City Court Judge Rory McMahon, who issued the warrant, also refused to comment, citing a seal on the case.

I guess only some seals are inviolate.

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#17

LaaaaAAAAaaand of the Freeeeeee, and the hooooOOme, of the, BrrrraaaaaAAAAAve.

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#18

Land of the pleebs, home of the slaves.

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#19

When is this shit going to stop?

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#20

I wish I didn’t see what you did there.

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#21

Roger That!

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