I love paying for schools, roads, and helping people who need it.
Not a fan of my tax dollars hard at work screwing the people they’re taken from
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Now that the innocent explanation has been established in the media, the dog can contact the rest of his cell to commence operations.
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Hey - that rhymes with Dash! Cue the sirens.
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Meanwhile Capital One just let some rando request a replacement credit card on my account, and cheerfully shipped it to an address in Brooklyn (where I don’t and have never lived). It took them fraudulently spending $600 at Foot Locker before Capital One acknowledged that they had sent a card to a rando instead of me.
I just hope that all those sneakers aren’t being used to support ISIS.
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Yeah, they’ll have to stop putting “terrorist fun money” in the memo field, and just write “dog walking”.
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in the 70s there was a saturday morning TV show on Isis. Based on the comic.
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Because if you didn’t, you’d cry?
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“Piling hay on the haystack doesn’t magically make it contain more needles.” - this man is a very entertaining writer. You should buy his books.
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What is this memo thing. I don’t think the rest of the world has these. We have a little stub that you keep and write stupid stuff on.
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“Then that’s a price I’m totally willing to pay.”
And pay, and pay, and pay. Let’s hear the tune he sings the umpteenth time he gets cavity-searched by the TSA while trying to go on vacation, because you know his name ended up on some watchlist as a result of this cockup. And it will never be removed.
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I’m sure that I used that one – no “yo”
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“And if it means an inconvenience to me and my dogwalker, then that’s a price I’m totally willing to pay.”
Said the man before grabbing a napkin to clean up his constantly flowing drool.
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Bruce Francis transferred some money to his dog walker to pay for
services to his pit bull, and wrote the dog’s name, “Dash,” in the notes
field.
One could read this as meaning an electronic transfer but the author chose “wrote” where “typed” would have been more accurate.
Whatever the case, I certainly wouldn’t be a customer of Chase any more.
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In order to fight the terrorists the Reserve Bank should rename “cash” to “caesh” to give it a bad name and move everyone over to traceable card transactions 
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When you’ve got a stupidity surplus, everybody has to do their part
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Woodhouse!!!
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