I didn’t write the post; I just made some jokes.
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Oh no, the premise of your joke isn’t accurate! Don’t you know that all jokes require at least two references and footnotes!? 1
1 That’s not actually true.2
2 Oh no.
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Clutch the pearls! Something is wrong on the internet and people are MAKING JOKES… /s
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And apparently that stringent requirement is just for little ol’ me; not everyone else in this thread who’s made silly jokes.
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If you’re the sort of person who inserts living creatures up their rectum (which is already not a good thing to be), why on earth would you choose a toothy fish monster? What, were they all out of rattlesnakes?
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I was just about to ask if this was another one, and it appears it is. Fucking hell 
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I’d like to believe this is not something predicted by an episode of The Simpsons…
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I think it depends on your boundary conditions. If it has to be “eel up the bum” then that might not make the cut. If it’s “[cold blooded elongated animal] inserted in the [body orifice]” I really wouldn’t take that bet…
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I think The Simpsons would go with a lamprey.
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Agreed. Or a hagfish.
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