I don’t see what the problem is. You got a leak, you seal it up. I will admit that I’m a little annoyed that this will compete with my VagiClip®, which is a potato chip bag clip but in pink because it’s for ladyparts.
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Mansplaining menstruation to women? Wow, that takes some balls. There’s so much anti-science bullshit in that text spew that I can’t even begin to unpack it all – and I’m not even a medical professional. I mean, of course this guy is a chiropractor.
The claim that women are distracted by their period 25% of the time was a real laugh. If anybody is distracted by a woman’s period 25% of the time, it’s this guy.
Then there’s the ridiculous notion that super gluing your vag shut somehow makes it into this magical sealed ecosystem incapable of growing bacteria. That’s complete and utter nonsense. The only thing this product seems good for is a wonderful way to help induce TSS.
I have a feeling this guy wouldn’t vote for a woman president because they would start a war when Aunt Flo comes to visit. Because, PMS, amirite?
Christ, what an asshole.
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Because Chiropractic is largely unregulated but allows people who want to play doctor to have some letters after their name without having to work too hard or go into too much debt.
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Waiting for some nasty woman to glue a raw steak to this clown’s forehead and introduce him to the nearest wolfpack.
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There once was a hooker from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
They’ll pay to get out again too.
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But what if they don’t pay? She’s got a John stuck to her for the rest of her life?
…and even if they do how is she going to unstick them?
I really wish you wouldn’t sully such a rich poetic form with your crazy talk!
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No. That’s a real thing. Theory is that women folk these days are on the rag more than pre-birth control days and it robs us of iron. My sister was on the no cycle pill. Sounded great.
(Women on this regimen still ride the crimson wave every 3 months)
Also iuds and depo provera limit bleeding
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super glue to the lips for him.
Why not? The alt-right and TGOP do it all the time!
who needs to be glued shut
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He had me at “Here WE GO!”
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This guy’s English is in creditably awful, even if he has been duped into thinking that it is the wonderful.
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I believe the term is “meatus.” Right now, though, I refuse to Google this.
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The glue comes with an accessory:
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When I was a pubescent boy just starting to appreciate the wonder of my own body’s, um, occasional discharges, I had a great idea for birth control: rubber bands wrapped tightly around the glans. Not, like, painfully tight; just tight enough.
Preliminary testing (in, uh, simulated conditions) indicated that it would work pretty well. However, a much longer-term study revealed that being the kind of kid who came up with ideas like that was in and of itself a vastly superior method of birth control.
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Yeah, I guess that was more wishful thinking on my part.
Now, I’m going to move forward with my fart hole glue.
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Though she was a bit of a deceiver
She couldn’t get one john to leave her
Though the going was slow,
She got him to go
And all that it took was a cleaver.
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I don’t blame you for thinking that. The company is called Men Sez and its logo is a ballsack.
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I dated a girl who used to get the shot, and never had a period. So, I guess it’s the same idea.
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