The MTA had the same problem
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No doubt when he fails to sell this to women (with that pesky knowledge of their own anatomy) it will be re-marketed to the abstinence only crowed as Chaste Stick ™ .
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To be fair, that’s only if your cycle is regular. Lots of women’s aren’t, of course.
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True, and it’s very distracting.
But since we men have erections 80% of the …
Hey, baby! Those legs go all the way up?
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My list of questions:
How do you apply it without missing any spots? Lying on your back with a mirror?
Who did he find to test this? DID he test this?
What if you sneeze and pee a little like literally any woman who has had a kid might do.
How do you reapply it after peeing? Won’t that be … messy?
What the hell would you do at work? I mean, if this is supposed to “free” us from worrying about our periods, well … it’s a lot easier to not have to change out your product every time you pee.
Does this man actually know any women? Like, at all?
Edit: Wait I thought of another one … if you have any pubic hair at all, this is going to be a nightmare. If the glue doesn’t get stuck in it, you’re going to get menstrual fluid in it when you … discharge. And then you need a shower or a pantyliner anyway.
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Alright, first of all I got hung up on the mansplaining. then I got distracted by the logistics of how this is supposed to work with, like, actual human anatomy.
But now I’ve got to ask - even if everything else worked the way he thinks is does, do you think he’s actually got a reliable adhesive that can be easily dissolved by urine, but which won’t be dissolved by blood?
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I like how he’s so grossed out by “plugs” but he’s basically just selling a different plug. Tampons ALSO stop the fluid from coming out! And I’m pretty sure most women use tampons over pads unless they have a medical reason not to.
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Here’s yet another one. It neither stops the bleeding nor absorbs the blood. So, the blood is just sitting there accumulating for the duration of the woman’s period. Won’t this make the cramps worse? Also, when the glue is finally removed somehow, won’t it be like the prom scene from Carrie?
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or maybe depo provera? I assume that was a spellcheck glitch, because depo probers sound painful. 
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I don’t know that keeping the blood inside would really have much of an effect on the cramps. But boy, if you spring a leak anywhere you’re gonna be very unhappy.
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“What’s that sloshing sound?”
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Yeah… So let me see if I have this right. He thinks the cramps/mood swings/bloating/etc are caused by the icki-ness of having to deal with the used tampons and pads?
Sealing all that up inside a woman’s vag is really going to help with the bloating, right?
Has this fool ever met an actual menstruating woman?
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More like Womensez he can fuck right off.
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He’s a MAN. Why would he have to TEST something when he KNOWS it will work?
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All I can think is that I’m allergic to so many medical adhesives. Like, even the ones that are supposed to be hypoallergenic. I had to stop using the birth control patch because I couldn’t go more than 3 days before it started causing pain around the patch.
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I wish I had glued my eyes shut before diving into this thread!
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I suspect this is one of those “inventions” that consist entirely of one idea. He’ll hire someone to figure out the implementation once he has his wheelbarrow full of funding.
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Unless you’re a gynecologist, guys just need to avoid “inventing” stuff for us. 
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How interesting. What’s next? A homeopath inventing an awkward erection prevention cage?
ETA: Save yourself a trip to Google Image Search… I know.
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