I’ve invented a new semi permanent male contraceptive.
It’s a 2 inch long plug that gets placed inside the urethra with surgical glue. For extra security it has barbs so there’s no worry over it becoming displaced at an inopportune moment.
Our projections indicate that it can potentially stay in place for two years.
We’re looking for angel funding.
I don’t know about a medical reason, but tampons have always made my cramps worse than pads. For whatever reason, a menstrual cup doesn’t have the same effect.
never mind did he test it - did he do any basic fucking research in the first place?
Someone out there is getting really turned on reading that. Not me, but someone.
I was waiting to see if anyone noticed that! How is this not an ad in the Onion? Who comes up with a name like that for a menstrual product?
Somebody in Japan most likely.
I thought it was just me… it makes me thing this has to be satire. Or like… a joke gone too far. Or someone just really commited to being an asshole.
Sounds like mother nature has provided a model with the dreaded candiru fish
Stopped reading after this.
The one in the picture is just a prototype.
I had always heard that during Vetnam, the women wore something similar except that it was a 1 1/2" ring with a razor going across. To slice the guy in half.
Daniel Dope
Well the inventor is still talking, so i suspect not.
I wish it were, but I totally believe that this guy thinks this is a good product that will help us women with menstruation. Some men are really, really ignorant about how our bodies operate and don’t care enough to find out.
From what i understand, it’s supposed to go on the labia minora.
Hanukkah already? Again?
He should have called it “Clam Jam”
Yeah - but I mean, how do you make this with out minimal testing? Wouldn’t you need like FDA approval, or it technically like a herbal remedy? I mean it is something that makes your skin stick together - in very sensitive areas - even the most ignorant of people should know that if it doesn’t work right it would be lawsuit city. And again, WHO encouraged this? Did he just do it with no one knowing about it? I can’t imagine any woman and most men would think this sounds like a good idea.
I don’t want it to be real. I think it might do me in if it is…
