It’s so f’ing insane, it totally reads as some sort of MRA driving trollies. If you look more deeply into it, it’s actually more insane - his interview comments are bananas. Here’s his response to criticism that he apparently doesn’t know anything about female anatomy, for example:
Dopps added over the phone that “a lot of the LGBT community, lesbians in particular, are furious at me because I’m a white straight man.”
“My receptionist is a lesbian,” Dopps added, implying that this proves he’s not sexist.
I had to look up the patent to be sure it was real.
I think you just have to slap a disclaimer that it’s not been tested/approved by the FDA, and you’re good to go. There are tons of bad homeopathic products that get away with it because they slap that label on it.
Oh, yeah! No doubt. but I seriously doubt anyone will buy this as intended… I bet that some people will enjoy using this product in their fetish play, somehow, though…
Introspection, long view thinking, considering the possibility that something might possibly go wrong - these are not the attributes of a man trying to sell you glue for your privates
Charlie! The MBTA (the MTA’s successor) has named their fare cards Charlie Cards. No more exit fares, though! (By the way, the exit fares did not apply to all stations. So if one didn’t have the fare to get off an exit fare station, they could get off elsewhere. But there’s no good folk song in that!)
To say nothing of the inevitable clean-up once the urine supposedly works it’s magic. How would trying to clean that up with just toilet paper in any random bathroom you might end up in, and then attempting to reglue be better than just removing and replacing one of the existing menstrual products?
If the flow of ejaculate is blocked, the usual one-way valve twixt bladder and the rest of the plumbing (that closes on erection) is forced open, harmlessly I understand, and all the tadpoles end up in the bladder to be peed away later.
I suspect it wouldn’t be effective because some sperm turn up earlier than your expect, also, the the ‘no STD barrier’ thing) - but the point is that even the most ridiculous ‘male genital’ thing that you could think of makes more sense than the thing in the article!
