Ok, ladies, things not to do with your vagina (from a disinterested observer):
- Steam it
- Sprinkle glitter on it
- Shove rocks all up in there
and now, apparently,
- Glue it shut.
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I was wondering about the cost to secure a patent; if it was cheap, I’d think this was just an elaborate form of driving trollies, instead of One of the Worst Ideas I’ve Ever Heard in My Life…
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Now I want them to write a song about vag glue…
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I’m fairly certain we all know that already! 
It helps to have a handy list, though!
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There is a share of the people who respond to arrogance by being more considerate and giving. Never made sense to me but it must work out for them somehow or another?
That was my thought. If this adhesive has the properties he alleges, his use case isn’t any less moronic; but he would have quite the material on his hands. Suitable for skin bonding, unaffected by blood, sweat, moisture, yet easily dissolved.
That should be enough to give a nontrivial percentage of surgical glues and some minor sutures a nice hard shove. Why bother with this idiocy?
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Market it to raging homophobes.
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Version 2 will glue velco to the labia because people said version 1 couldn’t get worse.
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Get you a corker! Using convenient compressed air supplies (CO2 service optional) to maintain negative pressure at just the tip, our self-lubricating tack basting can reel back your load until you get a moment to air out and mark the arboreal roost. Edema rare. Ask about CRK800 ignition chamber options.
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The full mansplaination has you sneezing hard enough to blame it on the next table.
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wanna bet he lives in his mom’s basement and does his inventing between video games? also wanna bet he has never had any real contact with a real woman???
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I’m just AMAZED this isn’t a hoax. How can it not be?
I remember having an idea once for a sketch, a fake infomercial for something exactly like this (“The Snatch Hatch™”), but it just seemed so unlikely it would undermine its own satire and come over as dumb giggling offensiveness. But reality is worse! Glue! What the fuck, man!
Also the inventor looks like Creed from The Office. It is literally Creed.
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Says who? I haven’t had a period in years due to my choices of birth control. My uterus is just fine.
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Did someone forget to tell Gwynneth Paltrow?
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Thank God someone else wrote this, I feel like I am going mad or something?
Says both my doctor and my friend who has a condition where she does not get her period unless she takes birth control. Her doctor, in fact, has her prescribed birth control specifically to cause her to have her period a few times a year. I don’t pretend to be an expert i just go off of what medical professionals have told me…
Maybe there are types of birth control that work differently where that’s not a thing, I don’t know.
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That is just bizarre.
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@pjcamp
You forgot
4. Pour Pop Rocks and champagne on it.
Or so I’ve been told
@anon29631895 I thought that’s what butt plugs are for
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Stuck on you
