Man investigates motherf🗲⚠☠er who drove into row of parked motherf⚠☠🗲ers

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This guy is a student of the classics.

Also I do not envy the insurance agents who were getting calls that morning.

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I think is the most likely scenario:

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Sheeeeeiiiiit, not sure you posted pic of right guy…

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If I was one of the victims, I might add a few choice words for Mr. Lawson. Other people’s plates and business phone numbers in plain view… :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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So what. The plate numbers are already in plain view to the entire world and the people who put phone numbers on their vehicles WANT them seen by others.

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People driving down my block and YouTube are very different sets of viewers.

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That’ll buff out.

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I especially liked the aside, when seeing the wheel: “I don’t who the fuck that came from…”

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I did. It was more “call and response”.

“Fuck.”

“Sheeeeeiiit”

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He only used one cuss word.

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Thank you. I was more than 30 comments into the thread and wondering where the motherfucking obliga-fucking-tory car damage response was. For fuck’s sake.

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“But dayum!”

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I think a call to Jeff Spicoli is in order. His dad is a television repairman. He’s got an ultimate set of tools.

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It makes me wonder why we need so many motherfucking nouns in the English language when this motherfucker proves that a good number of the motherfuckers can be substituted by ‘motherfucker’ with no loss of clarity.

The man is a poet. He should have a campfire.

:thinking:

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