āGentleman regretsā¦ā FTFY
Didnāt sound like divorce-grade material to me, but then again:
He was also previously dubbed the āworldās most annoying husbandā ā after posting a series of pranks on YouTube, which saw him spend the whole weekend slapping his family with a fish, making his wife vomit after pretending to eat cat poo, and drawing a monkey face on his sleeping wifeās bottom.
I bet the internets could help him out by remaking that really awful drawing (I mean, cāmon whereās the anatomically correct details? the shading?) into something less objectionable. Post it on reddit or something and ask folks to redraw it using those lines as a given. Yes, you will get 80% more dick pic variations, 10% make it yet more awful, but 10% honest attempts to do something better with those lines. So far I see a rabbit, two long earsā¦ hmmmm
āSay Jim, how come youāre wearing long pants to your kidās soccer game? Itās 110Ė!ā
āWell ya see Bobā¦ā
Iām betting the original is much smaller.
Clearly heās functioning at one end of a bell curve, but what that curve measures, I donāt have the faintest idea.
So if this guy makes a lot of viral prank vids, what are the odds this isnāt just another prank?
Thsi good news: this is the stupidest thing heās ever done. Can we all say that?
His wife is just jealous because nobody ever correctly identifies her rudimentary vagina tattoo on the first try.
So now we have, what, three reasons to describe him as a bell-end?
This is the stupidest thing heās ever done. There, I said it and Iām not sorry either.
āI had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. Iām devastated Iāve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I canāt blame anyone else.ā
He was also previously dubbed the āworldās most annoying husbandā ā after posting a series of pranks on YouTube, which saw him spend the whole weekend slapping his family with a fish, making his wife vomit after pretending to eat cat poo, and drawing a monkey face on his sleeping wifeās bottom.
This is a person who films all of these annoyances and puts them up on YouTube. I assume that this person was addicted to the small amount of fame he was getting, and always hungry for more.
There is a whole genre of this, and in some ways it must have been galling to him that his videos were getting views in the low thousands, while someone like the guy who kept annoying his girlfriend at IKEA with puns has over 7 million views.
Heās not playing pranks because itās some cute connection he and his wife have. Heās using her as a prop in his attempt at internet fame.
I do hope that in 20 years there will be enough written that we really start to understand many peopleās desire to seek approval from anonymous people on the internet over their own relationships (e.g. people who are addicted to getting karma on Reddit, or whatever).
+1, liked.
Or everybodyās in on this and weāre extending his 15 minutes beyond need.
Actually, Iām pretty sure this isnāt the stupidest thing heās ever done.
Sure enough alcohol was involved. But he sounds like a complete git even when sober.
Not to cast doubt on the veracity of this story over just some cynical publicity seeking ( 
)but this guy appeared on Judge Rinder many months ago to sue his friend for not keeping his promise to also get a penis tattoo. And considering the way he and his friend acted on there it was pretty clear it was all a publicity stunt, he did something stupid and is trying to get the most money out of it. Seems to be working too.
My life is a lie!
But yes, serial prankster is a serial prankster.
spend the whole weekend slapping his family with a fish
I may have been watching too much Monty Python, but this one at least sounds funny.
Having just looked at his Youtube channel, that should be updated to "drawing a monkey face on his sleeping wifeās bottom and then attempting to insert a banana up it.
Divorced? Who could have seen that happening!
